Me: Hey Cupcake, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Cupcake: I’m going to the University of Georgia and be a make-up artist. (yes, she said this)
Me: Ohhh. I see. That would be fun.
Cupcake: I think I have what it takes, don’t you?
Me: Well, maybe. You are pretty good with those barrettes.
Cupcake: Yea, I know just the right place to put ‘em!
Me: And you’re crafty and able to give a person different looks. That’s a plus!
Cupcake: I have good teachers. And you know what else? I know how to wear any kinda hat!
Skipper the Dog: If she goes to UGA, can I go with her and apply for the mascot position?
Kitten the Cat: Oh my gosh! You’re not a bulldog you three legged mutt!
Me: Well, you just talk to your Mom and Dad about your career aspirations okay?
Cupcake’s Mom (sternly): She’s not going to be a makeup artist, she’s going to be a scientist!
Me: In that case, she can’t go to the University of Georgia! (sorry Zak)
Cupcake: Okay, fine! Vanderbilt here I come!
Disclaimer: All photos taken with my rather crappy android and some of the above conversation was embellished. Also, I was not paid by Vanderbilt University for this endorsement. Go ‘Dores!
No comments:
Post a Comment